Insolent Bastard’s Shoe Fetish Blogatorium

CLEVELAND, Ohio (IB) – An undercover surveillance operation that lasted for six months documented the after-work behavior of a member of the city attorney’s office. No, this isn’t a case of public servant fraud such as the Jack Abromoff and Bob Ney scandal. Nor was it a case of embezzelement or influence. This is a case of one city attorney’s shoe and pantyhose fetish that has now cost him his job.

The case started with an observation by a female member of the city attorney’s office, and her shared observation with other females in the office seemed to show a developing pattern. Work shoes were not in the same place that the ladies had left them under their desks. The distrubing part of the observation was that the insoles of all of the shoes were ’sticky’ in the morning.

It turns out that the male member of the city attorney’s office had a foot fetish and was appropriating the ladies shoes for his own extracurricular benefits when the office emptied in the evening. He seemed to go for the shoes of the lady who was last to leave each evening. Investigators speculated that he liked the ‘freshly worn scent’ left in the shoes by the lucky lady chosen for the evening. As part of the investigation, the police enlisted the assistance of the ladies affected by the shoe apporpriations and had them leave worn pairs of their pantyhose in their desk drawers. The shoe-humping attorney bit on the pantyhose bait, and police collected hours of surveilance video of the attorney sniffing and doing unmentionable things to the pantyhose bait and shoes.

The city attorney who was the subject of the investigation resigned his position last week following a departmental due process review hearing. On his way out of the review hearing, witnesses confirm that the ladies affected by his shoe and pantyhose sniffing behavior threw the very shoes that he made ’sticky’ at him as he left the building and used their worn pantyhose as slingshots to hurl office supplies at him.

What do guys with a fetish for women’s feet and shoes do when we’re in public? We look for women in pantyhose (or in some nice trouser socks) dangling their shoes from their stocking toes. Ladies, the next time you notice yourself doing this, take a quick look around, and I’ll bet that you catch at least one guy staring at your dangling shoe.

In the 80′s and 90′s, professional mistresses and the submissive males who sought out sessions with them, enjoyed a practically unfettered ability to indulge in their shared fetishes. But, thanks to empowerment of the Christian right, these activities have been driven underground. When it was once as easy as looking in the classified section of the Columbus Dispatch to find a professional mistress, the same mistresses who once advertised there now only see clients who they have had for years.

One would think law enforcement would have better things to do with their time and resources than to focus their attention on consenting adults who are engaged in a business transaction for the mutual fetish benefit of both parties. There are submissive men who just want to worship a dominant womans feet, have her sit her fully clothed ass on their face, or suck on their rubber strap-on – all victimless and harmless activities that are conducted behind closed hotel room doors. I know that hotel room tax revenue has had to decrease since the crackdown on Ohio fetish activities.

Pretty soon, the entire State of Ohio will zone adult bookstores out of business. You’ll have to catch a boat in Cleveland and troll out into Lake Erie until you reach the Canadian boundry line to purchase your shemale movies, butt plugs, vibrators, and crotchless panties off of the Adult Toy Boat floating in international waters.